“ The microchip has been compromised.
— Chris Traeger, Parks and Recreation - “Flu Season”
“ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
“ Hey Goku, you’re my friend. We grew up together. Just make sure that…that we both grow old together too.
“ I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!
“ I am from Bennettsville, South Carolina.
I am what you might call a ‘redneck’.
— Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
“ Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!
— Tony Stark, The Avengers
“ I had to call in a few favors. But if you don’t call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?
— Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
“ I was born ready. I’m Ron fucking Swanson.
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
